Julami Report #3

Hey.

Had to stop by the store to get more bleach before posting. At least mom dealt with most of the mess. Anyway, where were we?

Julami Kill Test: Failure

Drew Julami ripping a hamster in half. Nothing happened. Maybe he can't hurt living things?

Julami Suicide Test: Failure

Drew Julami convincing a hamster to drown itself in a bowl of water. Nothing happened.

Julami Coercion Test: almost a success

Drew Julami blinding one of the hamsters. It clawed its own eyes out about ten minutes later. I think Ju showed him something bad. Can't be sure.

Julami Regen Test: failure

Tried to make Ju give the hamster its eyes back but nothing happened. Little bastard wouldn't stop screaming so I had to put him out of his misery.

Julami Dismemberment Test: SUCCESS

Specifically drew Julami ripping a hamster's limbs from its body and then cauterizing the wounds so it wouldn't die. Saw it happen in front of my eyes. He CAN hurt things.

Julami Feeding Test #2: SUCCESS

Drew Julami eating little hamster legs from my hand. I could feel his tongue this time. Atta boy.

Julami Coercion Test#2: failure

Tried making hamster eat itself

Julami Scare Test: fail

heart attack didn't work

Julami Suicide Test #14: failed again

poison??

Julami Kill Test #33: SUCCESS

third pet store this week

Julami Kill Test #40: fail

switched to mice

Julami Kill Test #47: FAIL!!!

they just can't die

Julami Kill Test #51: FAIL BUT GAVE ME AN IDEA

I can't make him kill yet. Not sure what's missing. It'd be so much easier if that idiot were still helping me. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK

But it's ok. I've got time until the dance. And I can tell that Ju is getting stronger every day. I'm pretty sure it's the blog. The more I post the easier and faster it gets. Maybe popularity is what really feeds him. Everything else is just dessert.

I need to test him with something bigger that will last a little longer.

Anyway, I added some new rules to the list:

6. JULAMI'S RANGE AND POWER IS LIMITED BY PEOPLE'S KNOWLEDGE OF HIM

7. JULAMI CAN'T BE TWO PLACES AT ONCE

8. JULAMI CAN'T HURT HIMSELF

9. JULAMI CAN'T HEAL/UNDO THINGS

10. JULAMI CAN'T KILL (YET)

I'll keep updating the list if I think of something else. Gonna try and relax by watching a movie. Finally found a camrip of The Human Centipede.

Fuck you all,

- Robby