Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Julami Report #2

Hey Internet.

Decided to stay home from school today so I could focus on the research. Not like there's anything more important than this, anyway. 

Julami made it easy to convince mom to give the principal a call and tell him that I got the flu. Bastard is never getting on my case again. Anyway, there's been a lot of progress.

Julami Range Test ReRedux: Success

Found another girl on ChatRoullette. This time, I told her the whole story beforehand. Showed her the drawings and everything that's happened so far. When she was nice and scared, I drew Julami messing up her room. It was awesome. I think we have an answer to the range question now.

Julami Feeding Test: Failure

Figured that the bugs weren't enough and I needed better guinea pigs so I went out and bought a boxful of hamsters. Mom freaked out when she saw them but I explained what would happen if she complained again. Hehe, that shut her up. Anyway, I made a comic where Julami eats one of the hamsters out of my hand, but nothing happened. Is he a picky eater or is there some other problem? Need to know more about him.

Julami Self-Harm Test: Failure

Drew Julami ripping off his own arm and handing it to me on a platter. Nothing happened. Is he even capable of getting hurt? Need to learn more about his "biology".

I think I'm getting close to a breakthrough. And I didn't even need Robby to get this far. Bet he's too chickenshit to be doing his own experiments at home.

Well, I'll be back soon. In the meantime: Praise Julami.

Love,

- Will

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