Bowling for Schooly

Hello again, Doods and Doodettes!

First of all, I'd like to apologize for our last post. After the overwhelmingly negative feedback, we won't be sharing any of that ARG type stuff again - cross our hearts and hope to die! Will and I just wanted to try something a little different, but I guess we shouldn't have turned our backs on the main reason you guys visit us in the first place: funny comics! I hope today's solo Schooly McShooty story feels like a return to form. We even brought Suicide Sally back for an extra gory adventure!

So, how have you been? Will and I have been doing alright! We both aced the first big test of the semester, and Will said his mom is letting him get a PS3! That's right, we'll be able to watch Blu-Rays soon. I also have a feeling that I'll be hearing back from the movie store very soon regarding my extremely persuasive resumé.

In other news, we finally managed to get the hermit out of the cave and brought him with us to bowling night! Will insisted that we pick him up at his place so he wouldn't get lost inside the bus terminal, but I'm pretty sure it had more to do with his mom wanting to make sure that her son isn't hanging out with crackheads. It's still a lot better than back when she wouldn't let him go to the convenience store by himself, and I have a feeling that this isn't going to be an issue for much longer.

Anyway, it rained the whole day, but we had so much fun that we didn't even mind. We spent most of the bus ride making fun of our fellow soaked passengers, and Will even took out his sketchbook to make a few quick caricatures.

The bowling alley smelled like stale french fries and the balls were all smudged over with greasy thumbprints, but we had a lot of fun trying to jump-scare each other right before launching the ball. My parents lent me more money this time, so we pooled all of our cash together and ordered a pizza. There was enough change left over to use the jukebox, though we spent more time arguing over our proposed bowling playlist than actually enjoying the music. In the end, we managed to choose one song for each of us. Will and I were pissed that they had almost none of our favorite bands there, and he got into an argument with Vic after claiming that: "The Yeah Yeah Yeahs make sissy music for F-words". Only he didn't say "F-words".

Vic got his revenge by winning both rounds and even scoring a handful of strikes, but I don't think it's fair to declare him the reigning champion because he's the only one of us who's been here before. Besides, towards the end of the second game, Mari and Will were barely paying attention to the score due to the aformentioned Juke Box conundrum. They actually spent a long time in back arguing over music. I hope Will didn't scare her with his opinions about Metallica. 

All in all, it was a really cool day and we even took a picture together to celebrate. I apologize once again for the shitty image quality:

Oh, and our Birthday Bash is officially on! We'll be doing it at my house this time (we'd rather not have our new friends deal with Will's parents), so prepare for an influx of party pictures in our next post. You know, it's kinda funny. Will and I were born just one day apart, which is why we've always joked that we're cosmic siblings or some bullshit like that, but this is the first time it feels like we're celebrating with an actual party instead of one of our usual hang-outs. Maybe it's a good thing that he got transferred after all.

That's all for now, but don't forget to tune in next time for more of our regular programming, Julami-free. We promise.

Chainsaw cheers,

- Robby

PS: We put our bowling playlist on YouTube for your listening pleasure: