Fox Kisses and American Psycho

Welcome to September, Doods and Doodettes!

I know it's a little early, but we're declaring this the beginning of Spooky Season despite the local opinion being that decorating for Halloween is tacky and weird. Regardless, we're planning some pretty big things for the blog in the two months leading up to Halloween - especially now that Will has discovered that he's a dark prophet. That's right, folks: our web-comics are law, and that's why today's post features a strip where Julami threatens Megan Fox into making out with Schooly McShooty (who is obviously based on me and Will).

For context, you may remember that last week's strip was about Schooly convincing Julami to shoot a fellow student in the kneecap so he couldn't perform at the track meet. Well, this past Tuesday, Will came up to me after school and explained that one of the kids from his class is currently in the hospital because he broke his knee in a freak accident ahead of the upcoming track competition.

The only rational explanation for this is that Will is secretly a teenage wizard who can foretell future tragedies. You know, like Mothman. Well, it's either that or a funny little coincidence that Will took way too seriously because he fried his brain by spending too much time on the paranoid side of the internet. Alas, only time will tell, as Will convinced me to post another prophetic comic just to see if the new prediction also comes true. I wasn't going to, but Will's been having a hard time lately because of some asshole named Gustave, so I figured that I might as well throw him a bone.

My only hope is that Megan brings some mouthwash!

Anyway, things have been interesting in the real world as well. Vic and Mari came over to my place for movie night and we had lots of fun despite my dad making embarassing comments about how I finally brought a girl to the house. It was actually pretty cool to share my books and comics with someone who doesn't own all of the exact same stuff that I do, and I even let them borrow a few things.

Hope you enjoy Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Mari! Just don't forget to read between the panels.

We ended up watching American Psycho - one of my favorites! They had never seen it before, and it had been a while since I'd watched a real classic. I obviously still rate it 10/10. Vic liked it but hated the ending and gave it a 7/10. Mari still isn't sure what to think, but she said it was shocking to see Batman being so evil.

I think that's all for now, but don't forget to tune in next week to find out if either of us is getting that coveted kiss from Ms. Fox.

Chainsaw cheers,

- Robby

PS: I can't think of a post-scriptum today. Sorry!